⚔ 👑🐉 IDLE BOSS RUSH — GORE’S EPIC RAID PLATTER 🍲🔥💀

🏰🛡️⚔️🧅🥕🍲 ➡️ 🍗✨

LIVE from the “Department of Explosive Chickens” and “Bosses Anonymous”…
it’s Gore 🪖 with the unholy alliance of ThisistheRay 🔥 & VapinGamers 💨!

❗WARNING: May cause accidental high-five fatalities, respawns in merchant stalls, and questionable life choices.

⚔️ BOSS STATUS: Idle carnage engaged
💰 Resources: 1 secret stew coupon, 4 angry villagers, 0 good decisions
🗺️ Mission Objective: Stay alive longer than Ray’s patience
🤪 SANITY: Already vaped away with Gamers
🧭 NAVIGATION: GPS recalculating since 2012
🤦 TROUBLESHOOTING: Accidentally traded my epic loot for soup
🎯 GOAL: Survive long enough to complain about boss drops

🔥 Featuring chaos from:
• Gore’s “definitely not OSHA approved” minion upgrades
• Ray screaming at snack merchants
• VapinGamers turning boss fights into vape clouds 💨
• And YOU — if you dare watch this disaster unfold

📉 MORALE: Handed over to Chef Gore for safe-keeping
🥤 HYDRATION: Unknown glowing potion (probably buffed)
🪑 COVER: Two empty snack crates stacked badly
📡 TRANSMITTING FROM: Inside a loot chest with no keys

🕵️ Watch the minions jam, stay for the Ray-rage, vape clouds, and Gore’s eternal chaos.

📡 ABOUT US
🌐 Website: gore.tv
📺 Streaming exclusively on Rumble
🐦 X/Twitter: @goregamer
👾 Guest Legends: ThisistheRay & VapinGamers
🚫 Discord: LOL, no.
🚫 TikTok: Triple trash.