The LAST CIGAR

This is it, folks!-- the day I gave up cigar smoking for good. I know this will make me a role model for millions of folks everywhere-- those who fight hard to overcome their addictive natures and are looking for a leader-- a light in the darkness. Well, here I am, and I hope I inspire countless people across the globe. Don't thank me please... I knew what I had to do and so I did it! And here it is, the LAST cigar.