Fake Butter

🚨 Breaking News: The petroleum industry is now making… BUTTER. 🧈
Yep, you heard me. FAKE BUTTER.

Vegan? Sure.
Good for you? Not a chance.

Slap on some artificial color, sprinkle in “buttery flavoring,” and voilà — you’ve got yourself a petro-spread. 👀

Friends, this is NOT MAHA
(Mother Anna’s Healthy Advice. Aka Make America Healthy Again)

It’s the stuff your gut will not thank you for.
Stick with the real deal — food your great-grandmother would actually recognize.