Dems are afraid we'll cut the Government while no one is looking....

Dems are afraid we'll cut the Government while no one is looking....
SHUTDOWN? WHAT SHUTDOWN?

I have no merch...
I won't have Patreon...
I don't do Meta.
Yes, X.
And that other green site.

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