The Witch Hunt: How Jezebel's Etsy Put A Hex on Charlie Kirk

Buckle up, patriots—this ain't your grandma's fairy tale. It's a straight-up demonic sideshow where a pack of woke harpies at Jezebel decided to play God (or should I say, Satan?) by shelling out cash for some bargain-bin curses on Charlie Kirk. And get this: it all went down two days before some coward's bullet took him out in Utah. Coincidence? In this clown world, maybe. But the fallout? Pure, unfiltered evil that's got even the skeptics whispering about dark forces. We're talking spiritual warfare, folks—good vs. the abyss—and Jezebel just lit the match.