The Hilarious Truth About Marriage

Daily Video, 9/25/25

I can't believe this is an issue again, but here we are...

The religion of "love thy neighbor" wants the Supreme Court to overturn their fairly recent decision.

You know, the one that sort of aligned with the Constitution of the United States in that "all men are created equal."

Even gay ones.

(And gay women, too. Even though they were sadly shafted by the Constitution.)

Marriage is basically a contract, and always has been.

Even (and I stress this) Biblical marriage, with a wife being a piece of property.

I'm not going to go into depth and detail, because facts don't matter to close-minded people, but yeah.

Who cares who gets married?

As long as it's two consenting adults, leave 'em alone.

Funny, though, how the party that's anti-lgbtq is also against setting the age of marriage to something normal, like EIGHTEEN AT A MINIMUM.

But that's a story for another video.

This one is about jokes, and laughs.