Why Aliens Don't Talk to Us

Two greys park a saucer over Earth and scroll our “greatest hits”—a staged world’s-hottest-chip fail, everyone filming instead of helping, goofy parade debates, and a parody news cycle. After forty light-years, they take one look and bail: “Yeah… this is why we don’t talk to you.”
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All scenes staged for comedy. Do not attempt.