🍑 BM’s Endless Spank Files: More Crybaby Complaints Against Larry Forman 🍑

Back again with another round of BM’s bedtime stories — the kind where he tucks himself in under a blanket of “hurt feelings” and prays Larry Forman (aka YouTube’s The DUI Guy) will show up to spank him one more time. 🤡📜🍑 Instead of moving on, BM keeps filing paper after paper, each one dripping with cowardice, butt-hurt whining, and a desperate need for attention. 🍼😭

He’s recycling the same nonsense: “I was never sanctioned!” (lie 🙄⚖️), “I’m not a public figure!” (while starring in his own circus 🤹‍♂️), and “Larry made me look shady!” (bro, you did that yourself 🕵️‍♂️💩). Every new complaint is just another chapter in The Butt-Hurt Briefs, where BM confuses a court docket with his personal therapy journal. ✍️🧻

Tonight we’ll keep peeling through these documents, mocking every excuse, contradiction, and cowardly claim. Popcorn’s ready 🍿, paddle’s polished 🍑, and BM’s cheeks? About to be bright red — courtesy of Larry Forman and The DUI Guy. 🔥👋🤣