"Sweet Baby Inc. Retards Thinks Your Cozy Games Are Evil Colonizers!"

Howdy, Otaku fam! Rick, your favorite Texan geek, is back on The White Devil Otaku to dunk on the latest culture war nonsense. This time, Sweet Baby Inc. 's Tristan J. Tarwater says cozy games like Stardew Valley and Animal Crossing are secretly pushin’ colonialism, capitalism, and—get this—“too many white people.” Yup, your chill farming sims are now tools of the patriarchy or some such hogwash. In this news segment, I break down why this “decolonizing cozy games” talk from the Game Devs of Color Expo is dumber than a bucket of goose shit. Why can’t we just enjoy our pixel crops and anime waifus in peace?