Shitman

Shitman, the unlikeliest of superheroes, hails from the grimy underbelly of Sewage City, where he was born during a freak chemical spill in the municipal waste treatment plant. Once a mild-mannered janitor named Stan Sludge, he slipped into a vat of experimental bio-goo during an illegal dumping operation, emerging with powers no one asked for but everyone secretly fears. His body now generates an endless supply of noxious, semi-sentient sludge that he can shape into weapons, shields, or even temporary allies that ooze with questionable loyalty. His stench is so potent it disorients foes, and his ability to slide through the tightest cracks makes him a master of infiltration. Shitman’s costume—a patched-up hazmat suit with a questionable brown cape—strikes terror and nausea into the hearts of villains, while his catchphrase, “Time to take out the trash!” echoes through the sewers he calls home.

Despite his grotesque abilities, Shitman’s heart is pure, driven by a desire to clean up the corruption plaguing Sewage City. He battles foes like The Clog, a maniacal plumber-turned-warlord who seeks to flood the city with toxic waste, and Madame Methane, a seductive chemist with a penchant for explosive gases. Shitman’s greatest weakness? Industrial-strength air fresheners, which can temporarily neutralize his powers, leaving him as vulnerable as a clogged drain. Though the citizens of Sewage City shun him for his odor and unorthodox methods, they can’t deny his effectiveness. Whether he’s unclogging the city’s literal and metaphorical pipes or facing off against his arch-nemesis in a duel of disgusting proportions, Shitman remains the hero nobody wants but everybody needs—a walking testament to the power of embracing the mess.