Ode to Trichomoniasis

“Ode to Trichomoniasis” is a tongue-in-cheek Irish folk-inspired ballad that anthropomorphizes one of humanity’s most infamous microscopic parasites. With rollicking melodies and poetic storytelling, this song elevates the flagellated unicellular wanderer to a mischievous character, chronicling its stealthy travels, secret lodgings, and stubborn persistence. Equal parts educational and darkly humorous, the track is a clever ode to the microscopic forces that remind us that passion always carries consequences.