_Poor Sues_ The Hilarious Song About Grandma and Her Flyswatter_ 2

“Poor Sues” is a darkly comedic punk-bluegrass tale of mischief, mayhem, and a grandma with a flyswatter. Featuring male baritone vocals, banjos, and wailing fiddles, the song tells the story of Christine, whose brutal antics toward her dog Sues become the stuff of twisted legend. Equal parts humor and horror, this track blends high-energy bluegrass instrumentation with a satirical, narrative-driven lyric style that’s both outrageous and unforgettable.