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📞 She’s not a psychic.
She’s a vinyl-doll deepfake channeling fourth-wall prophecies through a corrupted hotline rerouted straight to your subconscious.
She sees the flags, the drills, the cube, the fake love matches… and she’s got your entire listening history on file.

You already called.
You just haven’t heard the reading yet.

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This track isn’t a spoof — it’s a compliance capture device.

“Call one-eight-hundred-MISS-CRYPTO.
Your fate’s been sold… they just won’t let go.”

🎴 OUT NOW.
🧠 RESULTS MAY VARY.
📞 CALL AGAIN.