The Death of Saturday Morning Cartoons / Reaper Rant

Saturday mornings used to be sacred: a bowl of sugar disguised as cereal, Bugs Bunny committing psychological warfare on Elmer Fudd, and Courage the Cowardly Dog casually traumatizing you before 9am.

Now? It’s gone. Replaced with algorithm-generated sludge like “Skibidi Toilet” and Elsa marrying Spider-Man on YouTube. This rant is about the death of the Saturday morning cartoon, why it mattered, and why kids today are being robbed of genuine chaos.

If you remember fighting over the TV remote, missing an episode of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and knowing you’d never see it again, or wondering why children’s shows in the 90s felt like fever dreams… this one’s for you.

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