MEGA Misogynistic Motion, Sewer turtle attacks Whamens

AIDAN SEWER TURTLE just dropped his so-called “MEGA motion.” Spoiler: it’s not mega, it’s MISOGYNISTIC. This is his big attempt to wriggle out of every crime like the sewer rat he is. Don’t fall for his little dog-whistlers out there spinning fairy tales—sit down with me, TWISTED TRAILER TRASH, for the only breakdown worth watching.

I’ll be reading it, mocking it, and showing you how NONE of this nonsense is legal. Because let’s be real—I’m smarter than Bederow, Olivia, and Aidan combined (and yes, I’ll say it with max confidence).

And hey, if you like me exposing these weak legal tricks, you know what to do—send me ALL the monies. After all, I’m the only one not trying to profit off streaming (wink). Wishlists linked below, because justice doesn’t fund itself.

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