The Co2 Boogie

CO2, the gas of life ( Do your bit.)
Thank you, lord, for gifting us with this vast resource of carbon found in the atmosphere, ocean and and land.
The trees in the forest say thanks too. Daisy the cow says Thanks for the grass. Farmers say thanks for the wheat, veggies, and fruit.
The chippy says thanks for the wood to build homes.
The truckie says Thanks for moving my stuff.
The seaweed in the sea says thanks for the food, and the fish, in turn, also give thanks. The fisherman adds his thanks too. Factories and homes give thanks for the power.
Thanks too for steel and concrete. Without it, we would live in caves.

Advert on the TV, Brought to you by CO2
I got a big-arse boat with two big diesels
I tow it with my big-arse truck
That’s got a big-arse donk.
We drive here in my big-arse car
With a 350 V8 turbo
So be grateful. I pay for my fuel, and when I use it, it feeds the world.

What fools believed the pseudo-scientist
Tim Flannery said the sea was to rise 25 meters.
Would they get the water from space?
Do your bit, you morons. Ignore the carbon zero scam.
Carbon zero means zero transport, zero agriculture,
zero fishing, zero food, cold homes and no factories.
Do your bit. Don’t live in a cave.