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MudderFetcher Alex must've mailed you some scorpions

MudderFetcher Avatar-complex

MudderFetcher Andre Braugher is the Brooklyn Nine-Nine guy right?

JQuickDraw Supporter And Homicide Life on the Street back in the day.

JQuickDraw Supporter "If I have to chase your vote, I'll be forced to kill you." - Beverly for President 2028

MudderFetcher Kaitlen Olson...something like that

MudderFetcher I can't get into procedurals for whatever reason

JQuickDraw Supporter I burnt out on procedurals in the late 90s with Law and Order overload. But then I had been watching them back into the 80s, so I was just done with them.

MudderFetcher was going to give Beverly shit for watching iCarly but I've been watching Sabrina The Teenage Witch so...

thrasybulus Sorry I'm late, didn't remember the stream was tonight. Still not gotten to the show yet?

MudderFetcher it has to be more comedy than procedural

thrasybulus Original Law & Order took so many stories based off of headlines people in other countries thought they were real cases.

MudderFetcher there's always room in the polycule baby

thrasybulus @Beverlygamist will marry another some day.

JQuickDraw Supporter "Raped. Raped. Raped."Well someone needs to clip that lol.

JQuickDraw Supporter Law and Order created the template that I can't stand. The cops are willing to break the law but it's okay because they're the good guys. And then CSI added crazy bullshit tech as a Deus ex machina.

thrasybulus Remember the original "consulting detective" Sherlock Holmes worked outside of the police because they weren't very competent.

MudderFetcher I'm basically just chasing Dirk Gently

thrasybulus The Shield is the most cops do bad stuff to get numbers down and get the worst guys off the streets.

JQuickDraw Supporter There are times out in the field where they threaten to "jam people up" if they don't cooperate. Or they just get in their face and threaten violence.

MudderFetcher actually...Doom Patrol might actually kinda be a procedural

MudderFetcher actually

JQuickDraw Supporter CSI "hacking" ladies and gentlemen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msX4oAXpvUE

MudderFetcher The Shield is the old man butt shower one right? lmfao

thrasybulus @MudderFetcher Isn't that NYPD Blue?

MudderFetcher yes sorry

MudderFetcher The Shield is the bald dude that kinda looks like the Breaking Bad cop brother dude?

JQuickDraw Supporter Michael Chickliss?

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator Yes.

MudderFetcher that's him lmfao

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator The Thing.

JQuickDraw Supporter I always think of his name like Chicklets lol.

MudderFetcher The Misfits is rad...for, at least, two seasons

thrasybulus Typecasting can keep you employed.

MudderFetcher Antonia Thomas...can never remember her name...always like her in stuff

thrasybulus ASBO: Anti Social Behaviour Order

thrasybulus The two Beckies from Roseanne.

MudderFetcher I just love enchiladas

JQuickDraw Supporter It makes sense, by the time of the second angry Dick, the husband had finally had enough of the witch shenanigans and the mother-in-law's shit.

thrasybulus Filipinos are like the Mexicans of Asia. You meet ones with names like Bing Quong Rodriguez.

thrasybulus Tagalog?

thrasybulus Catonese influence?

JQuickDraw Supporter Tagalog - pronounced "da gay log."

MudderFetcher Hispanic Heritage Month is from Sept. 15th to Oct. 15th btw

MudderFetcher the only reasons I have for it being 15-15 are racist

JQuickDraw Supporter "Been waiting to get into these twats for a while."

JQuickDraw Supporter *wags fingers obscenely*

MudderFetcher that poor man's gravesite will need to be hidden

thrasybulus Somebody really likes the Bureau of Land Management.

MudderFetcher oh he sent it lmfao

thrasybulus Mister Potatohead himself is unintentionally dunking on himself.

MudderFetcher the day is looooong...

JQuickDraw Supporter Is this a gay men compilation?

JQuickDraw Supporter Whoa, that haircut is not doing her any favors.

thrasybulus Has Jimmy Kimmel made anyone laugh intentionally sine The Man Show?

JQuickDraw Supporter Adam Carolla carried the Man Show.

thrasybulus FCC Chair Carr basically said something along the lines of the advertisers and affiliates should step up.

thrasybulus The affiliates told the network they would not air Kimmel.

thrasybulus Network suspended Kimmel indefinitely.

MudderFetcher Jimmy Kimmel got Jimmy Kimmel fired

MudderFetcher ABC wanted that out

thrasybulus Low ratings + High salary = Poor long term job prospect

thrasybulus Won't someone think of the poor nighttime show hosts?!

JQuickDraw Supporter I think Kimmel's show cost somewhere in the hundreds of millions to produce each year. add his low ratings to that, and they just can't compete with people streaming at home getting millions of views.

MudderFetcher just read the Sisson twats as a pirate lol

thrasybulus Hairless Sissy is claiming Elon is suppressing free speech on x? Without consequence?

JQuickDraw Supporter I think you need to read Sisson's twats as a butt pirate.

thrasybulus @JQuickDraw I'm sure there is a used buttplug pacifier joke to be made.

thrasybulus They're lying. We know they're lying. They know that we know that they are lying. They keep lying anyway.

MudderFetcher The Poetry of Adam Schiff

MudderFetcher "I hope there aren't any more assassinations." -Beverly 2028

thrasybulus The Left thinks violence is a dial. The Right thinks it's a switch. The Left dials it up and down. The Right has stayed in the off position. Eventually you can have it dialed up and flip the switch.

MudderFetcher maybe just don't be an asshole...and I say that as an asshole lmfao

MudderFetcher there have been some popes

thrasybulus Violence can totally be the correct answer. Otherwise we wouldn't recruit, train, and send men forth to kill people and break their things.

MudderFetcher anticule

Qriist Supporter+ BUTT PIRATE TWATS

MudderFetcher we'll see Sunday

MudderFetcher stolen elections have consequences

Qriist Supporter+ I was sleeping lol

MudderFetcher it's all leftists

MudderFetcher the proposed holiday for Charlie Kirk is his birthday...same as George Floyd apparently

Qriist Supporter+ The guy who killed Hortman killed another politician that same night, and both of those Dem politicians were the ONLY TWO who voted against infinity immigration.

Qriist Supporter+ IIRC, Hortman was also on camera basically fearfully crying while defending her position to the nightly news. It was a weird video.

Qriist Supporter+ hortman: https://x.com/JPKellam/status/1933964043603304491

Qriist Supporter+ That scene was, noticeably, Crowder having someone kneel on his neck to prove it wouldn't suffocate him.

Qriist Supporter+ Crowder did something similar by simulating hanging himself to prove Epstein couldn't generate the forces required to break his neck bone.

MudderFetcher oh lordy

MudderFetcher lying fuck
Qriist
Supporter+
$1
I have an immaculate twat detection sense. They flow towards me like a lie to the mouth of Democrats.Whether it be a Big Lie or Slimy Twat, I will finger them for identification.

Qriist Supporter+ "hey everybody hide the evidence" lol

Qriist Supporter+ no he's very BlueAnon

Qriist Supporter+ scroll down for the approx cost of the top

JQuickDraw Supporter She talks ghetto but she's not.

Qriist Supporter+ If we're drawing historical parallels, let's not forget that a communist started the Reichstag fire.

Qriist Supporter+ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marinus_van_der_Lubbe

Qriist Supporter+ I also hate Pieces of Crap

Qriist Supporter+ wait what's the question

Qriist Supporter+ I've been exploring bluesky lately

Qriist Supporter+ gonna convert all my jifs to empeafore

Qriist Supporter+ >finds video of the Anglo-Saxon homeland >looks inside >omg Anglo-Saxons >mortified

Qriist Supporter+ imagine going to China and being upset that you find Chinese people

Qriist Supporter+ *clip*
Qriist
Supporter+
$1
YOU TOOK AWAY PIERS MORGAN'S FREE SPEECH YOU MONSTER

JQuickDraw Supporter Hitler was also a vegetarian and cared about the environment.

Qriist Supporter+ Ro Khanna disappoints me. He was the only Dem in the Twitter files to criticize the backdoor censorship. I had hopes for him.

Qriist Supporter+ NEET = Not in Education, Employment, or Training

Qriist Supporter+ Cartoon are real as proven by the documentary Space Jam.

JQuickDraw Supporter One thing you can count on - feminist women reeeeally hate other women.

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist Oh you mean that awesome Lebron James movie?

Qriist Supporter+ precisely!

Qriist Supporter+ The "spouse passing" lies were what enraged me.

Qriist Supporter+ lines*

JQuickDraw Supporter I'll tell you what's off, those oversized 1950's Jumanji print glasses.

JQuickDraw Supporter The left claim that it's Trump and the right's fascism that causes the left to lash out, meaning they're not responsible for their own actions.

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator DARVO

JQuickDraw Supporter No! Not Olbermann. Please.

JQuickDraw Supporter Kimmel is the moderately funny comedian, and he's still alive.

JQuickDraw Supporter A career criminal is also known as a politician.

Qriist Supporter+ that fake ratchet accent is a crime, which makes Crocket a criminal :D

JQuickDraw Supporter She needs a dick . . . tionary.

Qriist Supporter+ This HustleBitch dude has been tossing out willfully retarded theories

JQuickDraw Supporter "And now they're just burying his body in the ground! What are they hiding down there???"

Qriist Supporter+ The most reasonable explaination is that Charlie's staff was securing the video. Could it have been a bad actor? Maybe, but that's far less likely.

Qriist Supporter+ SJW levels of awareness

Qriist Supporter+ roseanne's response, just first few seconds is all you need: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG8qLx-DhXo

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly, just admit you listened to AOC because she's a minority woman like you.

JQuickDraw Supporter Fallon and his buddy Horatio Sanz would break each other up all the time on the snl skits.

Qriist Supporter+ Beverly's total impatience with this woman lol

Qriist Supporter+ the shot was fired into an ampitheater

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist Hey, I know Kirk had a large head, but c'mon.

Qriist Supporter+ lmfao

JQuickDraw Supporter To use the left's own phrasing, that woman is "white passing."

JQuickDraw Supporter If they were highly trained assassins, they wouldn't be in custody now.

JQuickDraw Supporter 20 minutes? Sucks to be you. r+rickroll

JQuickDraw Supporter Mariana's Trench? They're music is dark and deep.

Qriist Supporter+ mmm malted falcon

JQuickDraw Supporter lator gators