The pursuit of Thoughtcrime continues as Tyler, Jack, Andrew, and Blake react to the breaking news of James Comey's indictment. They tie the prosecution to the DOJ's potential plans for going after Antifa, then discuss the admin's anti-Tylenol warnings and the hysterical Reddit meltdown after a Cubs player attended Charlie's memorial.

THOUGHTCRIME Ep. 95 — Female Umps? Liberal Charlie Kirk? To Weed or Not to Weed? Charlie, Jack, Tyler, and Blake hit crucial questions like: -Why is it important to keep the ban on weed? -Is Hasan Piker going to be a liberal Charlie Kirk? -Should baseball have female umpires? -Does having male cheerleaders make being a Vikings fan LESS gay?

You know what this week is going to be about! Charlie, Jack, Andrew, and Blake get hyped for a Charlie parody that will apparently be in next week's South Park episode. Plus, they react to the left's comically over-the-top meltdown that a blue jeans advertisement featured Sydney Sweeney instead of obese purple-haired lesbians.

Slow news week, eh? Charlie, Jack, Tyler, and Blake dive into the debate about Jeffrey Epstein that is splitting the base. They ask what can be done to restore harmony, then ask: -Did DEI up the death toll in the Texas floods? -Will AI celebrity deepfakes trick your parents into giving away all their money? -What's the most objectionable part of Zohran Mamdani, and why is it him eating rice with his bare hands? -What is the "4 a.m. Club" and is it the female liberal Qanon? -Did Fruit of the Loom have a cornucopia in it back in the day, or not, or did reality bend to hide the truth?

American hasn’t joined the Iran war…yet, anyway. Charlie, Jack, Tyler, and Blake discuss questions like: -Did the viral clash of Tucker Carlson vs Ted Cruz change people’s minds? And did both of them mangle the Bible? -Why do some conservatives seem eager to nuke Tehran? -Will Charlie finally attend a WNBA game?

There are breaking reports of strikes by Israel against facilities in Iran. The Thoughtcrime crew reacts to the breaking new and what it means for the administration, America, and the world.

The world's most powerful man and the world's richest man have abruptly ended their alliance and gotten into an all-out brawn on X, Truth Social, and beyond. Charlie, Jack, and the Thoughtcrime crew react live as the drama unfolds.

Charlie, Andrew, Blake, and Cliff discuss the week's most pressing topics, including: -Is Charlie to blame for starting a racial drama inside the WNBA? -Has mass-produced AI slop reached the point of no return? -Did Epstein REALLY kill himself?

Charlie, Jack, Tyler, Andrew, and Blake discuss the week's biggest topics, including: -Why does the left hate white South Africans so much? -What is each cast member's favorite movie, and is Ben Affleck a good actor? -Is The Godfather Part 2 overrated?

Charlie, Jack, Andrew, and Blake debate the week's biggest non-pope questions, including: -Do Americans buy too much mass-produced crap? -Why do libs keep putting up giant statues of unnamed black women all around the world?

Charlie, Jack, Andrew, and Blake debate the week's biggest questions, including: -Could 100 men defeat a gorilla in combat? What about a hippo? -Is bodybuilding a little bit gay? -If AI bots can easily trick humans on Reddit, is the Internet dead?

Charlie, Jack, Tyler, and Blake dig into the week's biggest topics, including: -Are $5,000 baby bonuses a worthwhile way to boost America’s birthrate? -Are American young people too clueless to hold a factory job? -What the heck is “dark woke?”