MrBIG

Big bloke

Look at the size of him!!
I got them cottage cheese thighs,
Sweat-soaked moobs bouncin’ left and right.
gut spillin’ over, my belt
Pungent whiff of glory, makin them swoon. Legs wobble like jelly, flab mottled and grand,
Slappin’ arse they need my love.
Your sister’s on my speed dial, she’s beggin’ for a taste,
I’m like, “Duh, love, of course you want this blubba waist!”

I chomp on chips and burgers, breathin’ heavy, all day,
Excess skin’s getting chapped, let it ripple, let it flop.
But these pristine darlings, linin’ up to get wot I have got.,
Sniffin’ my raw arse crack, like it’s a fine bouquet!