285HZ + SHAMANIC DRUMS

You ever wake up and feel like your body is a glitching hologram, like something’s missing from the blueprint? 285Hz is the recalibration tone.

285Hz is the frequency of cellular regeneration and physical healing — not the gentle spa playlist, but the raw reset that re-downloads your original template and patches the parts you forgot you had. This is the sound of matter remembering how to matter.

Layered with deep, pulsing tones that feel like your cells are being stitched back together by invisible hands.

🌱 Alleged Side Effects (folk-reported, never FDA-approved):

Sparks tissue memory that whispers “heal here”

Restores energy to places you swore were gone for good

Might make you feel like your bones are humming back online

Aligns your field so your body feels less like weight, more like architecture

Makes you sense the grid beneath your skin glowing back at you