Theakston's Quencher Session Pale Ale Review

Today we have a session Pale ale from a well known brewery.
While I think a good Mild is missing from Theakston's lineup, they decided another Pale Ale is what the world is looking for at the moment. So, will this Pale Ale be from a more traditional bent or will it be another fanciful crafty piss water that is in such plentiful supply in every UK supermarket, let's find out.