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Goals: Ascend to the zenith of C-suite supremacy as the hardest working CEO in the universe. Achieve maximum Productivity Levels™ per unit input to synergize global impact and increase value added deliverables in the Productivity Zone. Assemble a team of super performing associates to increase EOY growth, and maximize product package efficiency 10x for all employees. Leverage technology to initiate a productivity revolution by optimizing creativity growth across all verticals, horizontals, and diagonal markets, ensuring 110% associate-management alignment in all departments. Instigate paranormal corporate divination rituals to foster a culture of quantum supremacy in the Productivity Zone.