Failing Taskmaster's Mission (2HTC 2019-10-04)

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https://addftoxic.com/qmt#2HTC_2019-10-04

My sister had a friend in town for a few days. I invited the friend into my studio as a guest on this song, while my sister was at another event. I allowed this to go over the time limit, as we were having fun. Plus my guest wasn't accustomed to the idea of stopping at the end of the time limit, as I was after doing this for over a year.

Lyrics
[Candela]
Mord Taskmaster (Taskman)
Sent me out on a mission
But I didn't know what to do
So I just poured some salt on a shoe

[Taskmaster]
What is this that you have done?
This is not what I had asked
The client should have never run
With salt under his ass

[Candela]
I know it's my fault
'Cause I didn't even read the quest
I was way too focussed
On the rest

Candela: Don't worry, Mr. Taskman. I'll get it this time, I swear
Taskmaster: It's "Taskmaster" you imbecile!

[Candela]
So you sent me out again
This time I knew what exactly to do
I went up straight to the client
And then I stole his shoe (his shoes, his shoes)

[Taskmaster]
Never thought you'd fool me twice
This isn't what I need
Leave, now, 'cause it would be nice
If you would just let me be

[Candela]
I wag my finger with doubt
You do not understand
Everything you asked of me
Is right here in my hand

[Taskmaster]
I grip the paper with my hands
And see my instructions clear as day
I see the client holding his prized shoes
(Candela: Legendary shoes)
And they were circled

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