Is The Search For Derrick Jaxn 2.0 Finally OVER? LOL

HAS THE SEARCH FINALLY ENDED? Longtime watchers of yours truly will know well my epic battles with the one and only Overgrown Simp, one Mr. Derrick Jaxn - disgraced husband, father, friend, businessman and "self-love ambassador" who self-immolated four years back for being a rabid hound dog, cheating on his long suffering wife with wild abandon and destroying a multi-million dollar business partnership with his former mentee Ace Metaphor and Stephan Speaks. Jaxn hasn't found his way back into the social media spotlight since, and while there have been other pretenders to the Pander King throne, none have really come close...until now. Ladies and gentlemen, I do think that our brother Ace has indeed found the second coming of Derrick Jaxn - he goes by the name of Cory the Trainer - and we're gonna talk about it TONIGHT! LOL!!!