TheDimNews LIVE: Rest in Peace, Charlie Kirk

Join Alex and me for a live stream, tonight at 10 ET! Covering this week's news and other junk.

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LIVE CHAT:

Qriist Supporter+ *snipes the FIRST comment slot*

thrasybulus Wait, @TheDimOne & @AlexNeedsTradeSchool aren't dead?

MudderFetcher I completely forgot to make awful 9/11 jokes this year

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator Honeymoons = death confirmed

Qriist Supporter+ it's like that meme: "I like waffles." "So you hate pancakes?" "wtf no that's whole new sentence."

JQuickDraw Supporter howdy ho

Qriist Supporter+ the old chinawoman is worried about the white people driving too fast, stereotype checks out

thrasybulus @Qriist I just presume you prefer Waffle House to IHOP. No passport required, being international and all.

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist I missed the first few minutes. Did she also roll her car?

thrasybulus The Irish think playing chicken with their cars is normal?

thrasybulus Europe is anti-AC. It helps kill off the elderly and reduce the burden on social services.

MudderFetcher maybe they just like being sticky

Qriist Supporter+ @JQuickDraw not that she's told us, but she's probably keeping it on the down low so skynet continues underestimating her vehicle vitriol.

Qriist Supporter+ 🎵 It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.

JQuickDraw Supporter Europeans like their reputation of being naturally musky and smelly.

thrasybulus Pre-AC people did other things to cool their homes, like keep all their doors and windows open for cross ventilation.

Qriist Supporter+ "Irish people suck." -Beverly's POTUS campaign slogan, 2028

thrasybulus Murderholes are not uniquely Irish.

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly will be installing her own murderhole at Sparklegleam ranch.

JQuickDraw Supporter But it will not be an ironic name.

MudderFetcher Happy Orgasnort!

thrasybulus The Vikings, Scots, Muslims, and more raided Ireland on the regular. Irish slaves were not uncommon.

JQuickDraw Supporter Even the US had Irish slaves. Back to the cotton field, you ginger lush.

thrasybulus Club or course?

MudderFetcher "Do you watch 'Wednesday'? Do you like being sticky? Come visit us at..."

thrasybulus https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6249614/?ref_=fn_all_ttl_1

JQuickDraw Supporter Back in the really old days of the web, there was a site that supposedly showed some dude's dead wife on live cam after she had died, just lying in her coffin.

Qriist Supporter+ OnlyCalfs

thrasybulus Kitty keyboard typing is always appreciated.

thrasybulus Wednesday is named after a one-eyed God. Wodin/Odin.

thrasybulus "Irish" Americans are not in short supply, including many who are not actually Irish.

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly visits a different country: "I wouldn't be bragging about this weaksauce landscape if I were you."

thrasybulus Gift Shops can be hit or miss.

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly and Alex: "Other countries suck."

thrasybulus @BeverlyWantsToBeAHillbilly sees sheep and "gets exciited."

thrasybulus Competing shuttle bus company abducts other company's customers. In other news, a cannibal shuttle bus company owner...

thrasybulus USCG was originally the US Rescue Service.

thrasybulus Restaurant service might be better if they were motivated by tips. To Insure Promptness.
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Why do you hate pancakes, 𝐵𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑙𝑦?

MudderFetcher fuck your eggs and your bullshit "mountains" Ireland

Qriist Supporter+ eggs are gross, glad she's coming around to having proper tastebuds

MudderFetcher Freddie Highmore?

MudderFetcher something like that

thrasybulus Was he wearing his mothers clothes and holding a large knife?

thrasybulus Ireland is an island. There are lots of beaches.

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator You can't hate eggs AND bacon.

thrasybulus I know a guy who hates eggs. He got pneumonia and the eggs were the thing he always tasted when the food came back up. He can't eat them twentyish years later.

Qriist Supporter+ @AlexofAllTrades Can, will, do. :D

thrasybulus Breaking News: @TheDimOne prefers rural areas.

thrasybulus AC does matter less in Northern Europe, or just for less of the year.

thrasybulus Black Cats matter.

JQuickDraw Supporter Sounds like a pickup line. "Hey babe, wanna kiss the stone?"

thrasybulus Do you have any idea have many sets of lips have been on that?

JQuickDraw Supporter That's what she said.

Qriist Supporter+ it's gotta have several undiscovered strains of herpes

MudderFetcher if you collect all of the STDs they cancel each other out

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist Sounds like an opportunity for several more mRNA vaccines.

thrasybulus Joke here about suck/blowing hard enough to pass the stone.

Qriist Supporter+ I appreciate Beverly's straight shooting regarding her feelings on Ireland culture.

MudderFetcher that was the day Alex found out she's allergic to the ocean

thrasybulus A new case of zoonotic transmission of a disease previously never seen outside flounder fish has been document in a recently deceased Arizona woman.

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly visiting a new country: "Well at least you don't suck as badly as Ireland does."

MudderFetcher Nelly Hot in Here

Qriist Supporter+ "Hot in Herre" with 2 r;s

MudderFetcher cause he says it like Hurr

thrasybulus Ebonics spellings are...

MudderFetcher just realized the opposite of a Murderhole is a Gloryhole

MudderFetcher Treasure Island?

thrasybulus Robert Louis Stevenson

Qriist Supporter+ Ragnar

thrasybulus Pirate vs Privateer

JQuickDraw Supporter Actually, wouldn't the opposite of a muderhole be a birthinghole?

thrasybulus The King gave you your lands and titles and can take them away.

thrasybulus Forget the Black Irish, the Yellow Irish have been discovered.

purpletiger69 In Japan y

thrasybulus Birthright citizenship is not that common. Many places it's citizenship of the parents.

Qriist Supporter+ I love biscuits

thrasybulus @TheGinger is encouraging her to risk falling more than once on the honeymoon. When did the life insurance policy kick in?

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist See, you can make a breakfast sandwich with a fried egg and some bacon strips on a biscuit.

thrasybulus Caesarean Section Hole for forced birth?

Qriist Supporter+ Taint not my buttered biscuits with yonder fowl beasts ovulation nor rendered swine. But enough about that.

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist Huh huh you said taint

thrasybulus @Qriist Aren't the taint and the "buttered biscuits" next to each other?

thrasybulus "I'm not gonna touch you anymore." Now @TheDimOne sounds like a wife.

JQuickDraw Supporter "What did they talk about on the stream?" "Is a gloryhole, a vagina, or a torn open c-section the opposite of a European murderhole?" "Well I won't be asking that question again."

thrasybulus What are their names? Roasted, Pulled, Grilled, Barbecued, Charbroiled, etc.

JQuickDraw Supporter You should name each one after the Colonel's 11 herbs and spices.

thrasybulus She's going to "transition them." Soon she will be talking about her trans birds.
OakPoke Supporter+ Is the residence a black show? Did a quick search and looks like a loud sassy black woman
OakPoke Supporter+ Good evening Ladies & chat.

Qriist Supporter+ I liked Castle, good stuff
OakPoke Supporter+ Just finished "The Last Kingdom" series. Not bad.

thrasybulus Richard Belzer. Homicide

JQuickDraw Supporter Homocide Life on the Streets

JQuickDraw Supporter with Yaphet Kotto as the captain
OakPoke Supporter+ Richard Belzer was great in "The Wrong Guys". An 80s comedy.

thrasybulus Belzer guest stars as Munch in an episode. Show cast has surprising depth https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0231013/?ref_=nm_flmg_job_1_cdt_t_17

thrasybulus Weirdly they have an episode where the two beat cops are outside the World Trade Center talking about whether the terrorists would try again.
OakPoke Supporter+ :)

Qriist Supporter+ Munch is our inside man.

thrasybulus You are the government trying to get people Munch.

thrasybulus Is this the place for the "Oh my god, they killed Cartman" joke?

JQuickDraw Supporter This has all the shows Munch was on: https://x-files.fandom.com/wiki/Richard_Belzer

MudderFetcher his daughter tried to run to him because the noise scared her

thrasybulus Supposedly it was a .30-06 round. .30-06 is a larger rifle round (7.62x63). Most low profile "bulletproof vest" type things are for pistol rounds.

Qriist Supporter+ I'm pretty sure the bullet deflected up and penetrated into his skull. The opposite ear started immediately gushing blood which suggesting massive immediate internal hemorrhaging.

Qriist Supporter+ I can't claim it with confidence because of the angle and poor resolution, but I believe we possibly see the exit ejectum from the rear.

Qriist Supporter+ The only silver lining is that whatever suffering he went through was mercifully brief.

thrasybulus For comparison, 7.62x39 is AK47, 7.62x51 is 7.62 NATO/.308 comp, 7.62x54 is Soviet equivalent, 7.62x63 is .30-06

JQuickDraw Supporter I think part of it is because he was not steeped in the online grudge matches and blood sport shit. He went around campuses speaking, but even there he was civil.

MudderFetcher that website has 20,000 names so far

thrasybulus She said cream cheese. Now the online rants shall truly begin.

Qriist Supporter+ I would argue that Charlie Kirk was also doing civil rights work.

Qriist Supporter+ y'alls gaydar is broken lol

Qriist Supporter+ Dave Rubin (noted gay dude) is also fiercely defending Kirk.

JQuickDraw Supporter Buck Angel considered him a friend too.

thrasybulus Note: All the people denouncing his "rhetoric" aren't showing any clips to support their claims.

Qriist Supporter+ Whenever an obnoxiously dressed lgbt person (all in pride flags and whatnot) stepped up to the mic, if people were snickering, he would preemptively tell the crowd to be respectful.

JQuickDraw Supporter He was probably going to make a much larger social and cultural impact as a speaker and leader of TPUSA.

Qriist Supporter+ There's a congressman who is introducing the Charlie Kirk gun control bill. Fucking ghouls, man.

MudderFetcher hopefully they'll pass a law to stop murder

Qriist Supporter+ correction: not a congressman, running candidate. mb.

JQuickDraw Supporter Why not a law to make everyone immortal and invincible?

JQuickDraw Supporter The left's position is simple: They hate the police and want to defund them, but the also want the police to be the only ones with guns, because in that one case they're trustworthy.

Qriist Supporter+ [title card flashes]

Qriist Supporter+ damn it joke ruined

JQuickDraw Supporter [old man in park flashes]

MudderFetcher hostile work environment at that point

Qriist Supporter+ Like I discussed with Alex in Discord, I don't generally support firing for tweets, but I do support holding people to their own standards.

Qriist Supporter+ I reported one Magic staff member because WOTC has already engaged in that over random innocuous conservative tweets.

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist Do you know if they took action on it?

Qriist Supporter+ @JQuickDraw he took Magic out of his bluesky bio a few hours after I reported him, then went private later. Unclear on if he was fired.

Qriist Supporter+ screenshots: https://discord.com/channels/1026571599719190589/1042520770066255953/1415872640849154199

JQuickDraw Supporter I wonder if they just told him to stay quiet for a while.

MudderFetcher I totally forgot about Johnson...the Aleppo guy right?

JQuickDraw Supporter Gary "Aleppo" Johnson, a hippie in a suit. I hated that guy. He was NOT libertarian. He couldn't even say the word "gun."

JQuickDraw Supporter "I'm not close with any guys. Oh besides my husband, of course. I always forget him haha."

Qriist Supporter+ I NOTICED YOU GRUMBLED WHEN TALKING ABOUT ME, BEVERLY. THAT SAYS A LOT ABOUT OUR FRIENDSHIP, BEVERLY. I DON'T HAVE A THIRD SENTENCE BUT WANTED TO REPEAT YOUR NAME, BEVERLY.

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist She's just not sure if she wants to elevate you from a mere friend to possible meal status.

Qriist Supporter+ note to self: do not sleep with the black widow

Qriist Supporter+ Hasan might be the closest equivalent.

MudderFetcher Democrats were angry at RBG for dying under the wrong admin

Qriist Supporter+ I remember the screaming tiktoks from the time lol

Qriist Supporter+ the k stands for krazy

Qriist Supporter+ the other k also stands for krazy

JQuickDraw Supporter Something about women and the letter "K" I think. "K" is not nearly as chill as "L" amirite?

Qriist Supporter+ for real. Lauren, Lbeverly, and lalex are all super chill.

JQuickDraw Supporter I read that last one "latex" hahaha

Qriist Supporter+ LatexOfAllTrades

JQuickDraw Supporter AlexInAllLatex

MudderFetcher PoE2 definitely took some inspiration from Souls games

Qriist Supporter+ change my mind

Qriist Supporter+ the Libertarian party keeps putting up woke candidates

JQuickDraw Supporter "Help me help you become a meat candidate." - Beverly for President 2028

JQuickDraw Supporter You should make a channel on the discord for your presidential taglines.

MudderFetcher "Cannibalism, Geese, Whatever!" sounds like a solid platform to me

MudderFetcher I'd totally wear that shirt lol

JQuickDraw Supporter I'm not sure if it's better or worse to go from pink to yellow.

MudderFetcher Oops All Twats

MudderFetcher Twatopia

JQuickDraw Supporter Twatsylvania

JQuickDraw Supporter The People'

JQuickDraw Supporter The People's Republic of Twats

MudderFetcher Beverly's gonna outlaw murder once and for all

JQuickDraw Supporter "I hope there aren't anymore assassination." *does gun fingers at her opponent*

MudderFetcher hopefully no one is just tuning in to this stream with that title lmao

JQuickDraw Supporter Alex as Press Secretary

Qriist Supporter+ and now finger guns

JQuickDraw Supporter "So Madam President was recently speaking---" Alex: "No! You, go." "Well, I was just going to ask--" Alex: "Boring! You, what do you have?"

MudderFetcher 👈️ 👈️

MudderFetcher the boogie woogie flu is also very bad

Qriist Supporter+ hell I opened the stream with a joke

Qriist Supporter+ NO BUCCHAL FAT REMOVAL

JQuickDraw Supporter This stream is so funny, it hit me right in the jocular vein. (I actually hesitated on this one lol.)

Qriist Supporter+ 24 HOUR TWAT STREAM

JQuickDraw Supporter "I'm a bit of a twat collector myself."

Qriist Supporter+ time to play more Clair Obscur

MudderFetcher the news here is a bit like an Irish mountain

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly, you'll always be our ethnic Lois Lane.

JQuickDraw Supporter Rois Rane

Qriist Supporter+ Have a good week Lbeverly and Latex!

Qriist Supporter+ the link she's too lazy for https://discord.gg/m7DqShyV

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist You're just encouraging her indolence.

MudderFetcher two men in white suits? that's clearly Twins

JQuickDraw Supporter One of Santa's reindeer - a letter of the alphabet - a tasty piece of pork - a preposition

JQuickDraw Supporter article

MudderFetcher Rudolf Bacon

JQuickDraw Supporter I seem to have accidentally extended the runtime of the stream. Apologies to all lol.

Qriist Supporter+ brb eradicating the bacon

MudderFetcher Rudolfo Bacanator

JQuickDraw Supporter It's an older term for malted. They used to drink maltese soda floats.

Qriist Supporter+ Marianasorry Trench

MudderFetcher Marinara Trench sounds delicious

JQuickDraw Supporter lator gators

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