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Christmas Is For Everyone
(Verse 1)
If Santa’s list were stolen
It wouldn’t mean a thing
I’m sure my name’s not on it
For me there’s nothing to bring
I really wanted a smart phone
Perhaps a game or two
I’d even take a frilly dress
Or a wagon painted blue
(Verse 2)
My brother Lee was sneakier
He swapped the gifts around
He put the dog in wrapping paper
And danced him all around
I only meant to help him
But things got outta hand
Now Santa thinks I’m ringleader—
That wasn’t what I planned!
(Chorus)
Oh Santa, don’t you cross me off
I’ve still got hope, you see
I’ve wrapped a sock in tinfoil
And left it by the tree
I know I’ve been a rascal
But please don’t look away
‘Cause Christmas is for everyone
…Even me, okay?
(Verse 3)
I swapped the star for toilet rolls
On top the Christmas tree
I used the gift tags as tattoos
And blamed it all on Lee
I filled the fudge with mustard
And the punch with pickle brine
But if this season’s all about forgiving...
Couldn’t you forgive just mine?
(Chorus)
Oh Santa, don’t you cross me off
I’ve still got hope, you see
I’ve wrapped a sock in tinfoil
And left it by the tree
I know I’ve been a rascal
But please don’t look away
‘Cause Christmas is for everyone
…Even me, okay?
(Outro Spoken, with rhythm)
So hang that sock and cross your toes
Old Santa’s on his way
If he checks that list just one more time...
Maybe I’ll just make the sleigh
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