The WTFiles: Episode One – Raccoons of the Fourth Kind

When Ms. Hendricks calls in a late-night emergency about glowing raccoons stealing Slim St—err, Slam Sticks—John is convinced it’s proof of alien infiltration, while Gretchen is convinced it’s proof Ms. Hendricks needs bifocals. But when the raccoons turn out to be wearing Mount’n Don’t helmets and chanting “C.O.N.,” things get weirder than a Sheebs parking lot at midnight.

Join John and Gretchen as they chase soda-powered trash pandas, face off with a bland government agent, and discover the first breadcrumb of the Committee for Ordinary Normality—a shadowy group determined to keep the world boring at any cost.

👉 Expect glowing critters, Slim Stick evidence, and more eye-rolls than a Baptist potluck debate.