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Robot Care
A futuristic blend of electronic, synthwave, and techno, “Robot Care” tells the surreal story of a humanoid robot devoted to serving, protecting, and even befriending its human companion. With neon-soaked beats, playful lyrics, and a retro-futuristic vibe, it explores the line between service, companionship, and technology’s promise of care.
#Music #Satire #Satirical #SatiricalMusic #Humor #humorous
Song Lyrics:
Hello! I’m your super deluxe humanoid robot
I’m Martha the maid or Chester the butler
Just push my button and dial the selector
It’s just below my neon light reflector
I Promise to make life easy for you
That’s my function, it’s what I do
From morning to night, I’ll always assist
Just don’t forget to update my list
I’ll do your laundry and all your chores
Run errands and trips to the stores
I can make you a sandwich, I can make you dinner
Make you look sharper, maybe a bit thinner
I’ll be your friend, a loyal companion
Help you thrive with perfect precision
I’ll read you the latest news and books
And keep you safe from all the crooks
I Promise to make life easy for you
That’s my function, it’s what I do
I will be yours, I’ll always be there
I’m only a humanoid, but I really care
I will look out for you in every way
Helping you through each and every day
I'll nurture and guard you, just like your mother
But without the flaws of one or the other
I Promise to make life easy for you
That’s my function, it’s what I do
Be your companion, more than a friend
Cherish and care for you to the end
I’m yours, I’ll always be there
We’ll have a life together, forever to share
Now there's just one small detail to weigh—
Galactic minimum wage is the price you’ll pay
Premium care upgrade is just a bit more
Quickly swipe your card and I’ll be at your door
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