"Matrix" Interrogation Spoof Conclusion (In description)

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Audio on the way (Pt 1: https://rumble.com/v6ymz4k-matrix-interrogation-spoof-pt1-audio.html).

Neo: "Wait a minute... How can I take out other people's trash without keys to their houses?"

Smith: "You'll be taking AWAY people's trash, Mr. Anderson."

Neo: "But you said 'OUT.'"

[Smith claps twice.]

Neo: "Mmm! Mmm! Mmmuhhh!"

[Smith claps twice.]

Neo: "What the hell was that?!"

[Smith claps twice, not appreciating Neo's tone and vulgarity.]

Neo: "Mmm! Mmm! Mmmuhhh!"

[Smith claps twice.]

Smith: "That, Mr. Anderson, is The Clapper."

Neo: "But that's for light switches."

Smith: "Not this one, Mr. Anderson. It's for removing and restoring people's mouths."

Neo: "But it's so conspicuous."

Smith: "It's for intra-office use only, Mr. Anderson."

Neo: "So how do you remove people's mouths in public?"

Smith: "We don't. Is that really the question that you think should be on your mind?"

Neo: "What question SHOULD be on my mind?"

Smith: "How did I remove your mouth?"

Neo: "You used The Clapper."

Smith: "Mr. Anderson? The Clapper is merely a sound activation device that replaces a switch. It's not integral to the achievement of the end process."

Neo: "So how DID you remove my mouth?"

Smith: "You're dreaming, Mr. Anderson."

Neo: "If you're not gonna tell me, then give me my phone call."

[Smith hands Neo a phone and claps twice. Neo dials anyway, hoping for a trace by authorities.]

Neo: "Mmm mmm? Mmm mmm Mmm-mmm Mmm-mmm-mmm."

Smith: "Let me guess... 'Hello? This is Thomas Anderson'."

Neo: [Hoping the callee heard Smith] "Mmm! Mmm!"

Smith: "I'm teasing you, Mr. Anderson. Even if I DID permit you to speak normally, any number you dial would direct to the sound-proof room adjacent to this one, containing a man and woman who can impersonate any family... friends of yours... Kermit The Frog... You name it."

Neo: "Mmm Mmm-mmm?"

Smith: [Sighs] "Yes, Even Miss Piggy."

[Neo claps twice.]

Smith: "Nice try, Mr. Anderson, but The Clapper only responds to the sound waves of select agents' hands."

Neo: "Mmm."

[Smith claps twice.]

Smith: "What's that, Mr. Anderson?"

Neo: "Oh."

Smith: [Rolling eyes, annoyed] "Oh."

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