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"Matrix" Interrogation Spoof Conclusion (In description)
Audio on the way (Pt 1: https://rumble.com/v6ymz4k-matrix-interrogation-spoof-pt1-audio.html).
Neo: "Wait a minute... How can I take out other people's trash without keys to their houses?"
Smith: "You'll be taking AWAY people's trash, Mr. Anderson."
Neo: "But you said 'OUT.'"
[Smith claps twice.]
Neo: "Mmm! Mmm! Mmmuhhh!"
[Smith claps twice.]
Neo: "What the hell was that?!"
[Smith claps twice, not appreciating Neo's tone and vulgarity.]
Neo: "Mmm! Mmm! Mmmuhhh!"
[Smith claps twice.]
Smith: "That, Mr. Anderson, is The Clapper."
Neo: "But that's for light switches."
Smith: "Not this one, Mr. Anderson. It's for removing and restoring people's mouths."
Neo: "But it's so conspicuous."
Smith: "It's for intra-office use only, Mr. Anderson."
Neo: "So how do you remove people's mouths in public?"
Smith: "We don't. Is that really the question that you think should be on your mind?"
Neo: "What question SHOULD be on my mind?"
Smith: "How did I remove your mouth?"
Neo: "You used The Clapper."
Smith: "Mr. Anderson? The Clapper is merely a sound activation device that replaces a switch. It's not integral to the achievement of the end process."
Neo: "So how DID you remove my mouth?"
Smith: "You're dreaming, Mr. Anderson."
Neo: "If you're not gonna tell me, then give me my phone call."
[Smith hands Neo a phone and claps twice. Neo dials anyway, hoping for a trace by authorities.]
Neo: "Mmm mmm? Mmm mmm Mmm-mmm Mmm-mmm-mmm."
Smith: "Let me guess... 'Hello? This is Thomas Anderson'."
Neo: [Hoping the callee heard Smith] "Mmm! Mmm!"
Smith: "I'm teasing you, Mr. Anderson. Even if I DID permit you to speak normally, any number you dial would direct to the sound-proof room adjacent to this one, containing a man and woman who can impersonate any family... friends of yours... Kermit The Frog... You name it."
Neo: "Mmm Mmm-mmm?"
Smith: [Sighs] "Yes, Even Miss Piggy."
[Neo claps twice.]
Smith: "Nice try, Mr. Anderson, but The Clapper only responds to the sound waves of select agents' hands."
Neo: "Mmm."
[Smith claps twice.]
Smith: "What's that, Mr. Anderson?"
Neo: "Oh."
Smith: [Rolling eyes, annoyed] "Oh."
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