Crypto Bash Brothers Song

[Intro]
Crypto Bash Brothers..
Crypto Bash Brothers…
Crypto Bash Brothers…

[Verse 1]
Step into the box — Sun Pump tee’d up,
Click–click, fair-launch, home run like yup!
Fast blocks, no balks, he’s reading every pitch,
Crypto’s Billionaire Barker, he is RBI rich.
Swinging for the fences, every single time.
Josie Canseco in the stands looking fine.
Crypto Bash Bro, Justin Sun,
Hit it out the park like a damn bull run.

[Chorus]
Crypto Bash Brothers, they are heavy hitters!
Justin Sun and Eric Trump with the blockchain dingers!
Crypto Bash Brothers, like Canseco and McGwire,
Haters aren't a thing except fuel for the fire.
Justin Sun with the TRON bat, basically cheating,
Eric Trump with Liberty —world series meeting.
Moon shot! Boom bat! Jumbotrons are lit,
Crypto Bash Brothers, win again, no shit!

[Verse 2]
Eric Trump to the box, with his new metal bat.
Umpire looks at him, says “you can’t do that!”
Eric Trump ignores the loser and takes a swing,
World Liberty Financial, home run, bling bling.
DeFi meets TradFi, crossover at the plate,
Crypto Bash Bro Eric makin’ both sides relate.
But curveball, fastball? Yo it doesn’t matter,
Eric Trump already with the Hall of Fame chatter.

[Chorus]
Crypto Bash Brothers, they are heavy hitters!
Justin Sun and Eric Trump with the blockchain dingers!
Crypto Bash Brothers, like Canseco and McGwire,
Haters aren't a thing except fuel for the fire.
Justin Sun with the TRON bat, basically cheating,
Eric Trump with Liberty —world series meeting.
Moon shot! Boom bat! Jumbotrons are lit,
Crypto Bash Brothers, win again, no shit!

[Bridge]
Crypto Bash Brothers with thunder in the sticks!
Justin Sun swings TRON, Eric Trump, freedom switch.
Wallets up, gloves down — crowd roars “Let’s ride!”
They round all four bases on the open rails side.
Moon shot! Boom bat! Fireworks on the chain,
Endless grand slams, yo this is insane!

[Chorus]
Crypto Bash Brothers, they are heavy hitters!
Justin Sun and Eric Trump with the blockchain dingers!
Crypto Bash Brothers, like Canseco and McGwire,
Haters aren't a thing except fuel for the fire.
Justin Sun with the TRON bat, basically cheating,
Eric Trump with Liberty —world series meeting.
Moon shot! Boom bat! Jumbotrons are lit,
Crypto Bash Brothers, win again, no shit!