Two Crotch Hits in One Minute

Occurred on September 4, 2025 / Berthoud, Colorado, USA

Info from Licensor: "All in one minute: our daughter slipped off the slide and hit herself in a very bad spot. My husband carried her over, announcing she had hurt her peepee. I was still checking injuries when our other toddler came running in, crying hysterically—not because she was hurt, but because she had just hurt Daddy. She had grabbed a toy baseball bat, swung with all her might, and nailed him in the exact same spot. The result: two crying girls and a dad doubled over."