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Energetic Surge
Offspring and his friends was in a club one day getting their groove on. So you know, they had the ladies, the drinks, music, and most importantly, food. It was all going good for everybody. Him and spike was getting their drinks on until a big crew of people went to the club. They was a very notorious dance group called Surge Breakers. They was undefeated in all their dance battles, and they packout 20 of your favorite dancers. Spike " O wow their actually here!" Offspring "Who" Spike "Surge Breakers! Their one of the best dance groups in Equestria of all time. They haven't lost a single dance battle since." Offspring "Really? Well call me crazy, I'm gonna go and challenge them." Spike " Dude no they'll kill you!" Offspring "Dude, do you know who you're talking to? I'm Offspring Mysterious, I can easily kick anybody's ass in a dance battle. Besides, remember that time when we was drunk as shit and had to battle some other dance group and we sweep them?" Spike "How could I when Rarity never live it down?" Offspring "Me cracking your ass in a dance battle?" Spike " Great.... even she brings that up....." Onslaught talked to that group into having a dace battle in a club right now and they accept the challenge. So everyone cleared the floor and let them duke it out. It was a one on one dance battle, and the leaders goes last. Onslaught vs guard in a krump battle. Onslaught was on the verge of losing until he got a burst of energy came out of nowhere and hit him with one of his kill offs. Everyone was shocked to see what happened, they all thought it was a fluke. So that's when Spawn faced off against polo, and to everybody's surprise, Spawn defeated him with no problem. That's when the group huddle up together and decided to do a group battle instead. They played any song on the rotation and let them dance it out. Surge Breaker was using their special move to defeat them, they was all hi fiving each other until Offspring absorb their energy and use it against them. Onslaught did his signature move while Adollaspring did his. Spawn and Hollowspring follow pursuit while Offspring did his ultimate move. They all combined their moves together and form it into an killer kill off, they call it, Energetic Surge. Surge Breaker was blown away by it and lost horribly. Everybody was in shock in what happened. Hell, even I didn't believe it. They was in complete utter shocked on their recent defeat. SB got on one knee and show their respect. They paid homage to their lost and asked them their names. "My name is Offspring Mysterious. and my family are Onslaught. Hollow Offspring, Adollaspring, and Spawn. We're Walking Onslaughts, the most notorious group of mankind." Both groups shake hands and decided to do some tag team dancing. All of them was partnered up with other and form a friendly competition. Best dancer pair wins. Of course Offspring and their leader Serge won. They been going at it till the club closed. All of them was tired as shit and had to be carried home, and boy did Spike had fun carrying Offspring. "You know spike, you could always join our dancing adventures sometime, we'll even have your boo thang watch you." Spike "yeaaaaaaaaa I think I'll passed on that." Offspring "Come onnnnn, not like she'll see you embarrass yourself dancing to the most competitive dancers of all time. Besides, I did teach you how to dance." Spike " I know but it's not that I'm worried about, I'm worried about her wanting to dance with us." Offspring "Wait... she actually dance?" Spike " Ooooo you don't wanna know..." Offspring "Well what the hell were waiting for? Let's head to her crib now!" Offspring swept him off his feet and ran to her house. They ended up seeing her dance, and Offspring felt the same pain spike felt. AKA, laughed at his pain.
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