What if the Chosen One Was Completely Clueless? | A LitRPG Narration

The Grand Narrative Engine, a sentient System that governs reality, has made a catastrophic error. It has assigned the sacred role of "Protagonist" to Roric, a humble stonecutter who is utterly immune to plot hooks, dramatic irony, and anything that isn't a direct, literal instruction about rocks.

Now, the System must guide a hero who thinks a "quest" is a suggestion for a new chore and a "MacGuffin" is just a shiny rock. Armed with unique skills like [Plot Blindness] and [Unintended De-escalation], Roric stumbles through epic encounters, defeating villains by accident and saving the world not out of a sense of destiny, but because it was in the way of his next rock-related task.

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