Something The Super Rich Should Still Do...

... to help prevent unhealthy attractions.

The maintenance guy at my complex knows the danger we're in, but he wasn't aware of the perfume giant's "smart" contraptions. I've seen diagrams of them, and every president since Carter has signed the scroll, vowing to enforce what I call The Nowhe' T' Hide Laws. It was unsettling breaking that news to him, as it likely would've been with anyone. I figured he knew.

As you may have guessed, we spoke for several minutes after he'd engaged me in politics.