ERNIE SHELL'S METH INDUCED, HALF NAKED HIGHWAY RUN DETAILS EXPOSED

Ernest Shell has once again been exposed for his lies and is desperately doing damage control. This comes after a police report was FOIA and told the true story of what happened the early morning hours of August 23rd 2025.
Shell was under the influence of methamphetamine and was running down the highway wearing just his boxers and one shoe. Shell resisted assistance provided by medical personnel and also was found with position of Halloween police officer costumes.