Why Is McDonald's Ice Cream Always Broken?

Welcome back to another wild ride with Two Peas Out The Pod 🎙️ with Johnny & Shay! Today we’re diving into one of the most infamous fast-food mysteries of all time… why the McDonald’s ice cream machine is ALWAYS broken 🍦❌.

This isn’t just a meme, guys — it’s a full-blown cantaloupe theory (aka conspiracy).

We’re talking:
🤯 Lawsuits & leaked emails between McDonald’s and Taylor (the machine makers)
🕵️ The startup Kytch that tried to fix the problem — and got shut down
⚖️ FTC investigations into shady repair monopolies

🌐 And our BONUS CONTENT: McBroken.com — the live tracker that shows which McDonald’s ice cream machines are actually working in real time.
Plus, we’re clowning on the cultural side of it all 👀 — from TikTok memes, stand-up jokes, Saturday Night Live sketches, and even kids knowing in advance the machine’s gonna be down. This is fast food history meets comedy podcast chaos.

🍔 Also featuring side quests: McDonald’s menu fails, weird desserts, nostalgia for 90s Happy Meal toys, and even a little Ronald McSoprano energy.

👉 Stick around until the end for the McBroken reveal (your treasure map for McFlurries 🗺️).

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💬 Drop a comment if YOUR local McDonald’s machine has ever worked.

👍 Like this video if you’ve been denied ice cream.

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