Missed Marketing Opportunity

The sheer fact that no one at Grindr came up with this on their own lets you know just how bad at marketing they are, but after Rob Halford himself said he’d be open to a colab?

WTF, Grindr?

You are looking a literal gift horse right in the mouth, or some other metaphor that makes sense here.

The man wore buttless chaps.

ON STAGE.

And no one knew…

There should be a petition to make this happen.

The world is a much worse place without this in it.

I believe an ad campaign with the Judas Priest song Grinder (off their seminal 1980 album, British Steel) and Grinder would be more powerful and popular than the extremely viral (and amazing) Sydney Sweeney American Eagle ad and the well-meaning but mostly-a-failure Gap response.

Someone make this happen.

Do we need Trump to sign an Executive Order, or what?