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When You Mock a Bald Prophet… and God Sends Bears | What if Elisha Was an Influencer?
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Elisha was just trying to walk with the Lord… but some haters really had to bring up the baldness.
In this comedic retelling of 2 Kings 2:23–25, the prophet Elisha vlogs his way through being mocked, keeping it holy (kind of), and eventually letting divine justice do what divine justice does best: unleash the bears.
If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if a prophet clapped back influencer-style — this is it.
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