Plisko's Fake Apology

Plisko: Can you hear me?

Matt: Yeah, I can hear you.

Plisko: I just wanted to apologize to you Matthew.

Matt: You want to apologize?

Plisko: Yes. For my behavior over the last few years.

Matt: Well, spit it out then and um, apologize.

Plisko: I'm sorry, Matthew, for porn bombing you.

Matt: And, is that it?

Plisko: Yeah.

Matt: Are you going to confess everything you've done against me over the years? Now's the time to confess it. Tell, tell the audience and especially the new Twitter audience what you've done to sabotage me over the years. We are all ears. Plisko.

Plisko: Well, at first I porn bombed Matthew and the second time I porn bombed him when he got his channel back up and running, and I think he was excited because he had about 500 subscribers maybe I think, then he threw his pencil on the table and went mad at me for porn bombing him.

Matt: Right. Okay then Plisko, thanks for that and um, I wish you all the luck in
the future.

Plisko: Yeah.

Matt: Okay.

Plisko: Hopefully one day I’ll be back porn bombing you, you sad cunt. Ha ha.