When Your Girlfriend’s Love Language Is WWE Moves

Daniel thought moving in with Maya would be Netflix, pizza, and happily-ever-after vibes. Instead, he landed in Squid Game: Relationship Edition. From screaming matches louder than a Gordon Ramsay meltdown to “apology hugs” that feel like WWE chokeholds, this romance went full horror-comedy real quick. Add in a flying coffee mug, some emotional hostage-taking, and Daniel realizing he’s basically dating Bowser with Wi-Fi… and yeah, you’ve got the wildest toxic love story ever.