Geek'd Con: Fractured Fantasy Skit (In Description)

I didn't go into the specifics of it being Brian Krause as one of the celebrity guests at 2025's Geek'd Con in Shreveport, but he was in town this month.

Here's how I'd see the meet 'n' greet playing out if I was less emotionally stable, and security was lax.

Krause: "Hi. Photo, signing, or both?"

Me: "Hey, Brian. Look at my ID."

Krause: [Unmoved] "How 'bout that? This con was scheduled in April, and that ID was issued on June 23rd of this year."

Me: "What are you saying, Brian?"

Krause: [Frowning] "Mr. Krause. I'm wondering if you moved here for this."

Me: "No."

Krause: "Okay. Next?!"

Me: "But... Brian... I mean Mr. Krause? You were a 'whitelighter' / healer on 'Charmed' and..."

Krause: "I remember something about that. Please, sir? There's a long line behind you."

Me: "I'm a healer, too! Or, at least I believed I was. I demonstrated it for people, but it's all Big Tech biofield transhumanist conspiracy. You wanna feel me?"

Krause: [Worried] "Security?!"

[I'm grabbed firmly above each elbow by two security guards.]

Guard 1: [Smiling sarcastically] "Let's take a little walk outside, sir."

Me: "But I wasn't gonna touch him! I only asked if he wanted to feel me! Wait... That sounded bad, didn't it?"

Guard 2: "You betcha."

Me: "What about photos, though?"

Guard 1: "Oh, there'll be at least one photo, maybe even in tomorrow's paper."

Me: [Thrilled] "Really?! Cool!"