Loomis Fargo Robbery and a Nice Pour of Whiskey

Digging deep into this week's episode, we find three of your four badge-carrying, ass- kicking, Geritol-taking, in bed by nine o'clock boys in blue discussing the Loomis Fargo Robbery from the 1990s. The local news coined the robbery as the Hillbilly Heist. Speaking of hillbillies, where is Hound Dog? Could he be out looking for the two plus million dollars that were never recovered, or maybe he was wearing his favorite pair of Speedos while chasing the squirrels around the backyard? Who knows what the Hound Dog does when no one is looking? Either way, I’m sure he had a bottle of whisky close by, and as with you, my brothers and sisters, I’m sure he is Enjoying the Ride.