“SMALL SOLDIERS” (1998) - Like Toy Story, But On Serious Steroids! | A Comedy Recap

“SMALL SOLDIERS” (1998) – Like Toy Story, But On Serious Steroids! | A Comedy Recap

🎖️ From the toy aisle to total annihilation!

In this absurdly nostalgic and overly dramatic recap of Small Soldiers (aka "Mall Soldiers" if you're my dyslexic aunt who never got the title right!), we dive headfirst into a world where action figures come with military-grade AI and more testosterone than your average Marvel reboot.

Join us as we meet Major Chip Hazard, a tiny tyrant with big boom energy, and Archer, the philosopher Gorgonite who sounds like he read one too many fortune cookies. From chaotic deliveries, horny robots, ‘90s internet flashbacks, and a kid who makes the boy from Home Alone look like a pacifist with a Nerf gun—this recap has it all.

Expect explosions, existential dread, and at least three lazy jokes about illegal aliens.

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