Totally Drunk A-Hole Rams A $400K Rolls-Royce For The Hell Of It, Chaos Ensues

Posted • August 28, 2025: It looked less like Monterey Car Week and more like a Walmart parking lot. Yet what erupted was pure, unfiltered chaos, involving a $400K Rolls-Royce Cullinan, a $30K Kia, and apparently enough Modelo tall-boys to convince an elderly gentleman that throwing down in the street was a perfectly reasonable response to what onlookers might politely call “vehicle envy.” It all started when Mr. Red Shirt (sobriety optional) decided the Rolls Cullinan - $400K, 6.8L V12, 563 horsepower, all-wheel drive, and a grille that practically whispers, “I eat Lamborghinis for breakfast” - was the perfect speed bump for his Kia. Instead of stopping like a rational human, he tried to flee. Cue the chaos.