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Absurd Saga!
Th saga continues for a long time now.
This is pure satire and any meaning taken out of context is all on you!
[Verse 1]
Bacon banned and locked away,
The Prime Minister laughs and says “oh yeah, hooray!”
Aliens check into neon hotels,
While honest words are ringing forbidden bells.
[Refrain]
Cops patrol in a two-tier state,
Snowflakes complain while we meet our fate.
Firewalls rise, the web is gone,
Still we keep laughing at their con.
[Chorus]
It’s the absurd saga, what a ride!
Government’s clueless, but they run with pride.
We dodge the jails, the lies, the rules,
Laughing at the chaos in their schools.
Bacon, hotels, firewalls, and blues,
Honest words vanish, but we refuse.
Two-tier cops and snowflake cries,
We see through the truth behind their lies!
[Verse 2]
Neighbors jailed for tiny protests,
Aliens treated like honored guests.
Internet blocked, censorship in bloom,
Memes of the folly fill every room.
[Refrain]
Snowflakes reign in their gilded halls,
While citizens stumble behind brick walls.
Prime Minister doubles down on the show,
But everyone already knows.
[Chorus]
It’s the absurd saga, what a ride!
Government’s clueless, but they run with pride.
We dodge the jails, the lies, the rules,
Laughing at the chaos in their schools.
Bacon, hotels, firewalls, and blues,
Honest words vanish, but we refuse.
Two-tier cops and snowflake cries,
We see through the truth behind their lies!
[Bridge] (chant-style, big finale)
“Ban the bacon? Oh yeah he does!
Cops patrol in their two-tier fuzz!
Firewalls rise but we find a way,
Honest words can’t be locked away!
Aliens dine, snowflakes cry,
But the people laugh and defy!”
[Breakdown]
Oh-oh, oh-oh, what a spree!
Oh-oh, oh-oh, absurdity!
Oh-oh, oh-oh, it’s all a ruse,
Oh-oh, oh-oh, join the Absurd Saga blues!
[Final Chorus]
It’s the absurd saga, what a ride!
Government’s clueless, but they run with pride.
We dodge the jails, the lies, the rules,
Laughing at the chaos in their schools.
Bacon, hotels, firewalls, and blues,
Honest words vanish, but we refuse.
Two-tier cops and snowflake cries,
We see through the truth behind their lies!
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