Arcade Bard - Blown by a Jorōgumo! (Explicit Music Video!)

Eight legs, zero regrets! Arcade Bard dives headfirst into the nest of the Jorōgumo! 🕷️💋 This is a filthy, thrashin’ ode to spider girls, bondage silk, and the best head in all of Edo! Prepare to be wrapped, drained, and laughin’ while the mandibles click, this ain’t just a song, it’s a cumedy rock infestation. Strap in (literally), cuz the spiders are dancin’, the Bard is singin’, and nobody’s gettin’ out of this alive or unsatisfied!

Credits:

- Background Music: Generated with Suno AI Pro subscription (licensed for commercial use!)
- Lyrics: Arcade Bard (All lyrics are written myself!)
- Video made in: https://vizzy.io

Lyrics:

I was strollin’ through Edo, spotted me a geisha,
Didn’t catch a word—she was speakin’ Japanesa!
Dragged me to her temple, slammed me through the door,
Language barrier shattered as she pinned me to the floor!

The room was dark, yeah everything was sticky,
Skitterin’ all ‘round me, shit was gettin’ freaky!
That’s when her kimono started to contort and twist,
She was still hot on top, but Mygalomorphin' at the hips!

That’s right, catch me in your web, spin me tighter,
Come on baby, use them fangs, suck me dry-er!
When Mommy Mandibles goes down below…
You know I’m gettin’ blown by a Jorōgumo!

Moltin’ layers, sheddin’ restraint,
Abdomen rubbin’, cephalothorax on my taint!
Eight legs wrappin’ tight… trussin’ me to stay…
Spinnerets twitchin’, got me squirmin’ as prey!

Chelicerae strokin’ while her pedipalps tease,
Venom tongue swirlin’, had me weak in the knees!
Head bobbin’ faster than a Sinopoda,
Eyes rollin’ back, pumpin’ loads in her opisthosoma!

That’s right, catch me in your web, spin me tighter,
Come on baby, use them fangs, suck me dry-er!
When Mommy Mandibles goes down below…
You know I’m gettin’ blown by a Jorōgumo!

Take those tarsal claws, dig ‘em deep,
Cocoon and dangle me, baby, I’m your lil' freak!
Milk me ‘til I’m nothing but exoskeleton,
Keep that epigyne open, I’m ready to go again and again and again!

That’s right, catch me in your web, spin me tighter,
Come on baby, use them fangs, suck me dry-er!
When Mommy Mandibles goes down below…
You know I’m gettin’ blown by a Jorōgumo!

Yeah, baby, spider girls are the best,
Thousands of her sisters droolin’, no time for rest!
They say no man survives, but I’ll gladly go,
'Cuz I’m gettin’ the best damn head in all of Edo!