Apatros Review Ep-0183: Succubus: Hell-Bent [2007]

AR-0183: There have been some rather interesting films over the years featuring the mighty succubus - that female demon who likes to bang men solely because she's the empowered type [interestingly enough, according to the Bible, succubi are actually male, which means that they are effectively transdemons... Wait a minute...].

This particular one is a very-low-rent example, a cheap 2007 DTV [direct-to-video] lite horror meant for stoned college students to snort beer at from their nostrils in between demolishing beer kegs, and it was made by the bloke who created the classic Nickelodeon sitcom "Kenan & Kel"...

"Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, how may I take your order please?"

I used to watch that show when I was just getting into my teenage years.

Anyhoo, the spoilt player hot shot pilot son of a rich executive goes to Cancun with his wingman and two-times his girlfriend back home with a one-night-stand - a hot chick who is WAY out of his league. But after he gets her in bed [& she gives him a hell of a workout], he shafts her to go back home with his buddy, unaware that she is actually none other than Lilith...

[If you're a religious type, you'll know INSTANTLY that some SERIOUS bad news! And before you ask, yes I am one of those types]

So Lilith tracks our stupid protagonist down and does a "Fatal Attraction" job, only instead of boiling bunnies, she can fly fighter jets [I'm guessing Hell has an Air Force? Maybe Tom Cruise can get a job there? Those succubi fighter pilots will LOVE his little Maverick...] & she carves out a Hellish revenge on the stupid poepol...

Funny in a daft way, but too stupidly written and you won't give a 🔥💩 for anyone here, except to cheer Lilith on [apparently her MySpace page is real... And still up!].

Boys, stay the 🔥💩 Hell away from skirts like THESE!!!

My Grade: D+ [Disappointing]

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