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The frenchman died sucking a frog off while a snail auto-asphyixiated in the corner watching, waiting, thinking of fridays calculus final.
Emergency polar bears parachuted in behind frenemy lines bringing the will of the tyrant Ronald McDonald, sent to punish us for tolerating grimmace on the playground when we all knew he had no business being allowed around children.
Sometimes tattoos jump hosts and go from tramp stamps to rice ramps bringing the cool summer rain to a stop over the indigo minds of the autistic burden burned in by government criminals seeking a new war in space.
They want to sell us to lizards for meat but Earth already sent out an emergency recall with the Sunday papers coupons.
This is why the aliens in the bible never go to the buffet but never skip leg day. Oftentimes they are both the same day.
Often times Rice time buys the leftovers in bulk becoming the largest purchaser of organic panic with an Eskimos stolen foreskin.
Winning again.
Without sin.
Without women on the basketball team the green dildos had no reason to stop itself from being elected governor.
All immigration was immediately double dutch ruddered into the confusion of a PG-13 orgy hosted by mennonites and sponsored the event with discount razors stolen from the Canadian annex of doom. Buy two or more and they will euthanize your family for free.
Under the mango tree,
Where the devils pee.
And a tiger flies the last gyrocopter ferrying customers between the radioactive wastelands of education and the covid emporium.
Hunter gets us a discount if we bring his niece.
We havent had a president that isnt a coke head my entire life until the Orange one.
The DMV never gave reach arounds, thats a myth started by a Nun from Tartaria who died in 1908 becoming immortal. She still cleans the taco bell bathroom to this day though each excursion requires child sacrifice to keep congress hard for 8 hours or more, call your doctor to find out if genocide is right for you.
There is a goat penis on the floor. Pass it on.
Ted learned the undesirable language just so he could drown the biscuits in extra gravy where they opened Davy Jones's locker to check for sodas with sugar. All hands went down with the ship who gave the chubby fugly purple hair a harpoon facial which she quickly filled with jewelry pretending the idea was hers the entire time.
Liberal white woman are the argument for spousal abuse.
Dont let them near your dog especially if its a virgin.
Nannites are powered extensively by gray skull where the fishes eggs glow green in Mordacs slime pit.
Moss man was the original Jack the Ripper until he traded places with the corn of native americans. We call it maize.
Because you can get lost in it if you let Jack Nicholson open a Canadian beer while standing in the airlock before the seal is secured.
Just like on seaworld before the Otters joined Al Queda an got a government grant to wage war against sanity. Just like real teachers who eventually replaced the Otter Jihad with the frenchman who sucked that frog off.
This is why society died laughing into the abyss of fart jokes while network television boiled into a fluffy pudding.
Only a good guy with a bong can stop a bad guy with a bong.
As our minds fracture in the nuisance of nuanced nonsense the muppets of the mind reach climax but await there on the edge.
Gooning into the darkness of forever just as Jim Henson planned to keep the world from ending in a tidal wave of muppet cum which is preferable to a media that only lies for profit.
I am the prophet, I am the outlier.
I chuckled my tidbits in the face of your momma as she drowned the orphans of Latter Day Saint Fritz in spicy nacho cheese.
Thats why donuts can no longer be made without holes.
For they are holy and the only proper sacrament for a Tuesday death lunch with your favorite business cultists seeking to open their brown eye to the sky.