Firewall follies!

Not a friend of VPN? Firwall it all!

This is pure satire and any meaning taken out of context is all on you!

[Verse 1]
They shut down the web, said “It’s for the kids,”
Blocked every site that had adult vids.
Tried to sell it as safety, a noble crusade,
But the world just laughed at the mess they made.

[Refrain]
Pop-ups and memes, they can’t contain,
We all see through the firewall pain.

[Chorus]
Firewall follies, what a sight!
Censoring wrong, but they think they’re right.
Lies and loopholes, we know the score,
Everybody’s laughing, we want more!
Firewall follies, it’s absurd,
Internet police gone way too far.
The world’s awake, the joke’s exposed,
Their digital circus, how it grows!

[Verse 2]
They claimed “no workarounds, trust the state!”
But VPNs and proxies just couldn’t wait.
Tried to hide the truth behind safety screens,
But the memes kept flying, we saw the schemes.

[Refrain]
Every blocked page just fuels the fun,
Their clever plan? Well, it’s undone.

[Chorus]
Firewall follies, what a sight!
Censoring wrong, but they think they’re right.
Lies and loopholes, we know the score,
Everybody’s laughing, we want more!
Firewall follies, it’s absurd,
Internet police gone way too far.
The world’s awake, the joke’s exposed,
Their digital circus, how it grows!

[Bridge] (playful chant)
“Click, click, bypass! Try and try again!
Our safety saviors fail to comprehend!
Filters, firewalls, lies and decree,
The internet laughs at their comedy!”

[Breakdown]
Oh-oh, oh-oh, can’t block it all,
Oh-oh, oh-oh, we’ll have a ball!
Oh-oh, oh-oh, their plan’s unglued,
Oh-oh, oh-oh, it’s a Firewall Follies mood!

[Final Chorus]
Firewall follies, what a sight!
Censoring wrong, but they think they’re right.
Lies and loopholes, we know the score,
Everybody’s laughing, we want more!
Firewall follies, it’s absurd,
Internet police gone way too far.
The world’s awake, the joke’s exposed,
Their digital circus, how it grows!